Everything Must Go (starring Will Ferrell) -
Man: How's your penmanship?
Boy: Pretty good.
Man: I was just thinking, seeing as you're not doing anything, but ride your bike all day, you might wanna come work for me?
Boy: What kind of work?
Man: Make some signs. Maybe sell a couple things.
Boy: What are you offering?
Man: Discussing salary responsibility up front. Smart. Very smart. I'm thinking four bucks and hour. Ok? If I have to leave, stay here, watch my stuff...act tough. I'll feed you...give you bathroom and cigareete breaks as required by state-law.
Boy: I don't smoke.
Man: Good. Great.